The Best Book Ever Written
In Kindergarten today, Joshua was asked for his choice of the Best Book Ever Written. His choice?
My Life as a Chicken, "as told to" Ellen A. Kelley. AMZ |
In Kindergarten today, Joshua was asked for his choice of the Best Book Ever Written. His choice?
My Life as a Chicken, "as told to" Ellen A. Kelley. AMZ |
Joshua always comes up with these doozy questions right before he falls asleep like "What is God anyway?" and "Why is the night sky black?" This one gets special mention:
On Valentines day Joshua got a five dollar bill from my father.
Joshua: | "Who's this guy on the money?" |
Judith: | "It's Abe Lincoln - he was our president a long time ago - today is his birthday and we celebrate him because he was such an amazing leader." |
Joshua: | "Who's coming to his party?" |
Judith: | "He died a long time ago." |
Joshua: | "How did he die?" |
Judith: | "John Booth shot him." |
Joshua: | "What happened to John Booth?" |
and the conversation kind-of went on like that. Two days later: | |
Joshua: | "Do Aliens exist?" |
Judith: | "Some people think so." |
Joshua: | "What do we think?" |
Judith: | "Sounds like you don't know what you think yet." |
Joshua: | "What do you think?" |
Judith: | "I think there are galaxies that we've yet to explore and there may be life on those Galaxies." |
Joshua: | "Are there Aliens on Earth?" |
Judith: | "I don't know Joshua." |
Joshua: | "I think there are and they are here to protect people like Abe Lincoln from people like John Booth." |
Pause..... | |
Joshua: | "I hope Obama doesn't get shot.... I think the Aliens are here to protect Obama...." |